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Home of Famous Witch from Salem Witch Trials For Sale

By | October 16, 2018

What do real estate agents believe is the most important thing to consider when looking to buy or sell a witch’s house? Incantation, incantation, incantation! “Location” is second, followed by price and historical significance, so a h…

Ancient Pompeii Shrine Found Perfectly Preserved by Volcanic Ash

By | October 16, 2018

Do you think the citizens of Pompeii had any idea that their horrific final moments would endure for so long, endlessly worked over and analyzed? Did any of them have a flash of insight right at the end and see Pink Floyd making noise on the blasted ru…

Satanic Ritual Suspected in a Gruesome Double Murder in Russia

By | October 15, 2018

Do the mysterious murders in Russia ever stop? Things sure seem to be getting weird as far as the new Cold War is concerned, and the aluminum milliner in me can’t help but feel like all of the unexplained killings, nerve agent poisonings, and app…